imagine banana with any other vowel
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
Physically, yes I can live without you. I can eat, breathe, and sleep all without you.
But if I’m not sharing half of a medium pizza with you, then I don’t want to eat.
And if I can’t feel your body move up and down as you breathe, I see no purpose in breathing.
And if I’m not waking up chest deep wrapped in your arms, then I don’t want to sleep.
i’ve never wanted someone this badly (via the-psycho-cutie)
Fuck a medium more like an large
Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND