imagine banana with any other vowel







if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

Physically, yes I can live without you. 
I can eat, breathe, and sleep all without you.

But if I’m not sharing half of a medium pizza with you, then I don’t want to eat.

And if I can’t feel your body move up and down as you breathe, I see no purpose in breathing.

And if I’m not waking up chest deep wrapped in your arms, then I don’t want to sleep.

i’ve never wanted someone this badly (via the-psycho-cutie)

Fuck a medium more like an large

(via standbeforeweakness)

(Source: danseurs)

(Source: unflame)


Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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